My body hurts.

So I come home from school and decide to take a nap to get rid of my nasty headache. I wake up feeling refreshed, energized and ready to do homework. Then I go to the back house to check on the dogs my cousin is dog-sitting. One of them slips out the door from under my legs and starts running away. So of course, I chase it. Terrible idea. The dog only runs faster. Finally I get it by the collar and by this point it's barking and hissing at me (can dogs hiss?). I'm scared for my life because I almost lost somebody else's dog and what if it bit me... then I'd be on the evening news for a dog mauling. Anyways, I'm holding onto the collar and you know in movies when the dog drags it's owner because it's running like a race horse? Pretty much what happened, but not that crazy. It just took off and I couldn't run as fast but I wasn't going to let go. So now my cheek is swollen, I have scrapes on my arms and legs, and my head is pounding more than it did before my nap.